voddler is an on-line movie service. They sometimes send out newsletters. In the latest one I found a couple of interesting funny quotes.
“This website will be the best ever – that´s why we need your help.”
If its already perfect then why do they need my help?
“Voddler´s new website will get instant access to all of our movies.”
They will get instant access to their own movies!? Fantastic! Im imppressed! Where do I sign up?
“When and if you don´t have time to watch the whole movie – don´t worry.”
WHAT? What did you just write?
“The most important part of a story is the end.”
I did not know this! Thanks for sharing the knowledge!
“To unsubscribe from Voddler news click here“
Aah! crystal clear! 
